Thursday, November 11, 2004


Muhhahaah! This is grand!

Dear Dogbert,

Lots of people write blogs, but I’ve never heard of anyone who actually
reads them. What’s up with that?


Dear Skirt,

Blogs exist to fill the important market niche of writing that is so
dull that your eyes will burrow out of the back of your head to escape.
People do read blogs, usually by accident, sometimes on a dare, but
those readers are later mistaken for Mafia victims with what appears to be
two holes in the back of their heads. On closer inspection, you might
find their eyeballs clinging to the drapes directly behind them. Unless
the cat gets them first.



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